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Hey, so lemme tell you about today

Okay, so we’re all fine, that’s the main thing, but some assholes stole a bike last week in front of our place, and it had the keys still in it. They assumed they’d fit into our house, so today they tried to break in. Twice. While we were home.

Luckily, our neighbours are the shit, because they scared them away, ran after them, and called the cops. 

Still, fuck a bunch of that, man.



  1. hookedoncrochet said: I’m glad you guys are OK. And may the explosive diarrhea be with the failing burglars.
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